I need to be taken to the Mall. I have no means of driving myself there as I cannot drive a stick shift. I mean, why would I know? Automatic cars have been invented and that’s the end of that. I mean, I have more important things to do while driving, like putting on my lipstick/ changing my clothes/ painting my nails.
I wanted to be taken to the mall for days now. I have important birthdays coming up and Christmas. Plus there is always a need of things for myself.
I want to go to the museum to, so going to the mall is not my only necessity.
Museum
“I have Egyptian Art.”
Mall
“I have Zara.”
Museum
“I have Predynastic stone palettes and vessels, Old Kingdom tomb reliefs, bronze figures of deities, and a 21st Dynasty sarcophagus.”
Mall
“Zara can design a new product and have finished goods in its stores in four to five weeks. Your stuff are the same for thousands of years.”
Museum
“I have Faberge eggs.”
Mall
“I have Faberge lookalikes for SALE. Tell me, what do you sell? I am way more popular than you.”
Museum
“I have a Costume and Textiles Collection. It has more than twenty thousand objects, representing more than one hundred cultures and two thousand years of human creativity in the textile arts.”
Mall
“I have Forever 21. Check-mate.”
I guess I will just go to the mall. They might be turning their merchandise around at Zara, and I need to be there before that happens. Promise I will go to the museum too.
Picture: Me at the museum. I don't have a picture with me at the mall, as the picture taker doesn't do malls well.
Picture: Me at the museum. I don't have a picture with me at the mall, as the picture taker doesn't do malls well.
No comments:
Post a Comment